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May 28 2015

worm23
08:05

xildegardvonbingen:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

and this is why we don’t eat them, instead we just bow down to Lord Ocotpus Alsquishy

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May 26 2015

worm23
07:07
worm23
06:53
Coldplay’s Game of Thrones: The Musical (x)
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worm23
06:50
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May 23 2015

May 20 2015

worm23
16:05

Windows bug: AltGr key stops working after you open a “Save As” or “Open File” window

I've been searching for the cause of this bug for quite some time, maybe there are others with the same problems.
worm23
08:15

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

lalna:

shewillpunchyouintheface:

fluffmugger:

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base


Win. Win. Win. Win.

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

*gasp* THAT POKEMON EPISODE WITH THE PINKAN BERRIES IS CLOSE TO REAL LIFE
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May 18 2015

10:02

willcub:

The line that will go down in history.  

May 17 2015

worm23
10:29
Play fullscreen
THE MAGICIANS Trailer
This new series is based on a book trilogy that I really like. 
worm23
10:14
worm23
10:01
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worm23
08:59
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08:50

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

flwrofassassination:

grizzy118:

americanfitnessstory:

thickthighing:

ohmslewis:

serrie-smiles:

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

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these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

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See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

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Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

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what? what’s this?

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Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

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Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

Also buy your flannel in the boys section. They have a working little pocket on the chest and they are not made of whatever material is thinner than PAPER so they will actually keep you warm.

Sweeeeet

If only I could buy bras in the men’s section. I’m sure they would be cheaper and come with little boob pockets.

SPREADING THE WORD BECAUSE I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL APPRECIATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS

Yas.

May 13 2015

worm23
07:50
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May 12 2015

11:20

trying to get my life together like

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worm23
08:22
Coandă effect
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May 11 2015

worm23
14:57
worm23
07:04

habitatfordeanwinchester:

just imagine if sam and cas tried to plan a surprise birthday party for dean…you would have to tell cas like, the day ofyou cannot ask this adorable little cinnamon roll to lie to his bae.

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